Girl At Reception Desk: (to me) "You have a call on line 3. She says it's Poppy The Clown."
Me: "Oh, yeah! I'll take it."
20 minutes of conversation with Ms. Clown
Girl At Reception Desk: "I'm not sure if I'm more alarmed at the fact that a clown is calling you at work or the fact that you weren't at all surprised to receive the call."
We'll never know.