Sunday, August 13, 2006

Thoughts From The Front Door

Have you ever walked up to the front door and try to open it by pressing the unlock on your car access? I think this is a great idea for a home improvement gadget. How many times have I walked up to the front door with an armload of sumthin or other and stood there helplessly? The boys just dance on the front porch not offering a bit of help at all.

I was in a hurry to get somewhere today and scooted out the door full of purpose. I turned around after locking the door and met head on with a bill poster (those rodents who leave ads on your doorknob). I screamed. Not just a little "eeek" mind you. A full-on-neighbors-looking-out-their-front-window sceam. She seemed to be just as startled and told me no one has ever screamed before. Good. Teach you to leave that crap on my door.

-E

2 comments:

Crystal R. R. Edwards said...

*lol* My dream is to someday have a semi-truck airhorn rigged to my doorknob. When they put the literature on my door, the sensor picks up on it and gives them a blast they won't forget.

And yeah, the door remote thing sounds good. If you manufacture any, I'll buy one.

The Kept Woman said...

Hmmmm, I like the remote door opener for the house...